RESULTS!..and other stuff...

Yahoo!!!!!!!!! I got 2nd place on my first ever TOURNAMENT!!! well actually my excitement was rekindled, since i've known since sunday but forgot to tell my cyber friends. soo....I won!!!!

wait....i mean..Thalia won.
not me, the one who is writing this. i am but the lowly writer who writes what she tells me to write. you probably think i'm pretty creepy right now dont you? well i would think the same thing too. but then again. i might be lying. this might actually be thalia, but her mind was taken over by psychotic monkeys who decided to take over the world because they had opposable thumbs on the hands and feet. anyway, these monkeys decided that in order to carry out their job, they must first control the mind of an elaborate, awe-inspiring, imaginative thinker. and who else would be better for the job than thalia?
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this might also be a lie and this post isnt REALLY a post. its a mere figment of your imagination, and when you blink it will disappear, only to be replaced by a piece of lemon meringue pie, and an orange slice.
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or maybe your friend thalia has gone loopy, and decided that you must suffer from anxiety because you want this post to end.
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if you read it all, please summarize it in one word. and also if you read it carefully, and i mean REALLY carefully, you should be able to tell me what is inside the secret formula of a krabby patty.

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